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So me, Mitch, Justin, Seb, Darion, Fancy, Mark, and four other people who's names escape me were chillin' across the We Never Close on Elmwood and Bird. These four preppy dudes were walking across the street trying to look all buff and were staring at the young chicks that were with us. One of the girls turns around and says "Hi?" and they were like "You're welcome". Then Seb was like "What a second, did they just say they're welcome?!" in a sarcastic tone. Then the guys gave us a really funny look and walked into the We Never Close. About a minute later they walk back out and Seb was like "Roids are beautiful!". Then the guys start throwing random white objects at us. Take notice that there were about 4 of them and 10 of us. We just stood in our exact spots and didn't even move while they were throwing it at us. The whole time I think we were thinking "There aren't snow balls in summer?" Then we realized that they had bought eggs and threw them at us. Now, what's hysterical you might ask? Not one of the ten of us moved even an inch and not one of those eggs hit us. We were all compiled into one large group. How does that happen? 12 eggs, 10 people, not one hit! Then we just laughed hysterically as they kept walking away in shame, we were crackin' jokes like "Heath Leger wasn't gay, but you are!" and shit like that. It's hilarious cuz they were just these buff dudes trying to act tuff but couldn't even talk shit back and didn't even come near us, they were just dumbfounded and durrr. !!!BAHAHAHAH. It mad my fuckin' day.